Sleeping Monkey Presents...
Ineke
Dec 02 2006Opened my advent calendar this morning, without asking!! I was really offended…
Though my calendar does have jokes in it!!
From the 1st: What happens if you put a snowball in a glass of water? It gets wet!
From the 2nd: What is Father Christmas’ wife called? Mary Christmas
Dan
No chocolate? Shock horror! :p
Ben
Yes it has chocolate!! I actually have two… a Malteasers one with chocolate and a joke, and a Divine Fairtrade one :) which is the one Ineke abused!
Dan
Lol, good man!
Livi
*big groan at jokes*
still, better than the one a friend of mine came up with:
“What’s big, grey and can’t climb up a tree?
A car park.”
Ben
That’s appalling!
Ineke
thats like
why did the girl fall off her bike?
cos sum1 threw a fridge at her!!!
:D